The New Bronze

Zach, FL, Music, Confused, W/E

sixpathsofbased:

Steve harvey: name one thing that you eat?

Me: booty

Steve harvey: survey says!

*booty 20 points*

*steve harvey walks off stage depressed*

(via zargenathen)

catesstrophe:

today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”

she just kept going 

i screamed into a headset and she just kept going

(via pisslords)

disgustingmusic:

The singer of Nickelback and the singer of Avril Lavigne are getting a divorce after a successful marriage of 14 months. “Look at this photograph”, he would interrupt her every evening.

(via king-of-minneapolis)